"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"
I’ve never laughed harder
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THERE IT IS . THERE I T FFFFFUCKING IS. I HAVE PLAYED THIS GAME FOR SO FUCKING LONG I HAVE SOLD MY GODDAMN SOUL TO A FFFUCKING YAOI GAME GODDAMN THESE GODDAMN GAY ASS CHILDREN AND ONLY NOW THE GODDAMN TITLE IS REFERENCED DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG ??? I FCKING WAITED ??? FOR THIS???//? I WAS LIKE “WHY THE HELL DID THEY CALL IT DRAMATICAL MURDER” WELL IM FINALLY FINDING OUT WHY AND I AM ANGRY . I AM GAY AND ANGRY. FUCK U TOUE AND YOUR GODDAMN MONOCLE MONOPOLY MAN LOOKING ASSHOLE .
POKEMON RED AND BLUE W/ Smosh (Honest Game Trailers)
OH MY GOD THE POKEMON NAMING
Saw someone I followed do it and I was like eyyyy sure. I love sharing stupid trivial info and reading others’ stupid trivial info.
► Name ➔ Online, I go by Ikari. My real name is Vincent and it makes me wince. Dunno why.
► Birth place ➔ Quebec, Canada.
► Where Do I live ➔ Quebec, Canada.
► Hair color ➔ Brown! I used to hate it, but now I find it fab.
► Eye Color ➔ Green, and it changes according to the weather!
► Birthday ➔ March 5th.
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Righty, especially when writing.
► Single or taken? ➔ Technically I’m single because APPARENTLY I can’t date an imaginary not-quite-dead android from a VN.
► Happy? ➔ YES.
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ DO ANDROIDS COUNT YET?? if not then no
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Yeah!
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ Me. Hated it.
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ YES AND I FELT TERRIBLE.
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ In a way, yes. I’m afraid of no longer being in love at some point and breaking the other’s heart.
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ I have. My mom. *cries*
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Mhm!
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ How does that even work
► Do you usually spend Valentine’s Day alone? ➔ Milk chocolate is a dairy product, dairy product come from cows, cows are living beings, therefore no I wasn’t alone I had cows with me.
► Short or long-term relationships? ➔ Really depends on the person.
► Love or lust ➔ Nnngh, can’t it be both. Fine, Love.
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Used to be lemonade, nowadays it’s iced tea.
► Cats or Dogs ➔ do u want me to have a breakdown because this is how u break me
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ Definitely a few best friends.
► Television or internet ➔ no im sorry i prefer gazing at paintings made in the 16th century (Obviously Internet.)
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Coke. Don’t tell my family, they all hate it.
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ I’ve been asking myself this for years and I still don’t know
► Day or night ➔ Night.
► Text or Call ➔ IF YOU CALL ME THERE’S A 95% CHANCE I WILL NOT ANSWER
► Make-up or au naturel? ➔ From a gay point of view, girls who know how to make-up look *terrific*. It’s an art tbh.
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out? ➔ Does it count if my mom doesn’t give a shit
► Fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ SO OFTEN.
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ My life in a nutshell.
► Prank called a store? ➔ Ye
► Skipped school? ➔ Oh my god you have no idea.
► Wanted to disappear? ➔ Only if I get to come back later.
► Spent all your money? ➔ Yes. But I cry afterward. (And wipe my tears with what I bought)
► Met a celebrity? ➔ Yes! And I was CUDDLED BY HIM. HAHAHA.
► Been really ill? ➔ Yyyyyes, but it was a long time ago.
► Gotten high? ➔ Tried. Didn’t work. Gave up.
► Smile or eyes ➔ Smile.
► Light or dark hair ➔ Light brown to black, tbh.
► Shorter or taller ➔ Tall guys are a blessing from God.
► Intelligence or attraction ➔ Attraction. I like intelligence but too much can be worst than not enough. You can learn but not unlearn.
► Hook-up or relationship ➔ Relationship.
► Funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ Rich and hot and we’ll talk. I like funny guys, though. Or at least those who survive my puns.
► Mac or PC? ➔ PC.
► City or country? ➔ City!
► Driving or walking? ➔ I WANT TO DRIVE ALREADY UGH.
► Last phone call? ➔ My mom, from a convenience store asking me if I wanted a cup of hot chocolate instead of a slushie. Like, it’s 2 minutes away why are you calling me for this wow mom
► Last song you listened to? ➔ Before my body is dry.
► Last thing you ate? ➔ Poutine. Sweet merciful Poutine.
► Last thing you drank? ➔ A slushie. Yes, I got one in the end.
► Last place you were? ➔ A small-time restaurant.
► Last kiss? ➔ Like 7 years ago with my best friend who was my girlfriend for like 2 weeks holy shit.
► Last picture taken? ➔ Selfies. I felt pretty.
► Last outfit? ➔ I haven’t worn anything but jeans in the last 10 years. I am not kidding. Nothing else. Top is usually a (t - )shirt.
► Last purchase? ➔ A slushie. Cherry flavored. Anything else and you’re an HERETIC.
niceushizachan I tag you because tagging you in things like this is literally the last thing I need to do to achieve my status of 14 years old valley girl.
money can buy me happiness its called mcdonalds
WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO
BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS
pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION